Lyrics:

If I were a girl

Even just for a day

Id roll outta bed in the morning

And see just how much noise I could make

Id start drying my hair

Youre still asleep I dont care

I put all the lights on in the bedroom

Turn the TV up to full volume too

Its just what us girls do

If I were a girl

Id spend my day being mad

Id blame it on my hormones

And burst out crying even when Im not sad

Id say that Im fine

Then not speak for the day

Say nothings wrong when you ask me

Then Id still be bloody angry

And start arguing when you get to bed

If I were a girl

Id always moan bout my weight

Say Im fat and ugly

Even though I know Im still a size eight

Id demand equal rights

But then wanna walk through doors first

Id say all men are perverts

And then wear a stupidly revealing skirt

Id say Im independent

That I dont need no man

Then Id expect you pay

For meals and nights out we plan

Id want to have it both ways,Is that really so wrong?

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